"Meridian points".

If you asked me, I wouldn't be able to tell you when Steven Seagal was last relevant. But this long piece on Seagal is well worth your time, detailing the "actor's" many bizarre claims, as well as his connections to, of all things, the Italian mob:

On February 11, 2003, Steven Seagal arrived at the Federal Courthouse in Brooklyn, wearing, as Anthony DeStefano reported in Newsday, "a chocolate-colored silk Mandarin jacket and blue jeans." He had a "deep tan," having just flown in from Thailand where he was shooting his latest film, Belly of the Beast. But despite his Eastern garb, Seagal was not at peace with the world that day. He clearly did not want to be there, but he'd been subpoenaed to testify for the prosecution in the government's attempt to put away 17 alleged members and associates of the Gambino crime family. The various defense attorneys made it plain that they had their legal knives sharpened for the movie star.

Utterly bizarre. Go read.